one foot off

The bar has been raised.

buzzfeed:

This man used a cake to resign from his job at an airport so he could focus on making cakes.

theclearlydope:

Cat Zombies???!!?!?

I’ll see you opening night World War Z.

humortrain

brockdavis:

Mashed Potatoes and Gravy Lakes of the World: Crater Lake, Oregon #mashedpotatoesandgravylakesoftheworld

Totally trying this at the buffet later.

hitrecordjoe:

themadeshop:

Passive-aggressive break-up notes in every day life.

FleetingMind, on hitRECord

“Break-up-fast”

themadeshop

Reasons My Son Is Crying takes kid-shaming to a new level

dailydot:

The milk was in the wrong cup. Mom bit his chunk of cheese in half. The yogurt was bad. The milk wasn’t juice. His grandmother wouldn’t let him throw a big cup of ice in her face at a restaurant.

There are many reasons why a baby boy might cry. One parent has turned to Tumblr to capture all of them.

In the week-old Reasons My Son Is Crying, a nameless toddler with dirty blond hair and a penchant for breaking out the waterworks shows that pain and suffering are hardly the only reasons a child might devolve into full-on faucet mode. It might just be that he’s out of pretzel sticks and he really wants some more pretzel sticks.

Here’s a quick run through of every reason why this cute little kid may have cried in the past week.